Ham on Wry: If you feed them, they will come

Published: Friday, September 26, 2025 at 4:22 am

The Perils of Backyard Bird Feeding: A Tale of Sugar, Seeds, and Unwanted Guests

A recent homeowner's attempt to create a backyard haven for birds turned into a lesson in the unintended consequences of well-intentioned generosity. The individual, initially focused on attracting hummingbirds with sugar water feeders, expanded their efforts to include birdseed feeders, hoping to welcome a diverse array of feathered visitors.

This seemingly innocent act quickly spiraled into a series of challenges. The birdseed feeders inadvertently attracted a population of mice, prompting the purchase of humane traps for relocation. However, the trapping became a persistent, time-consuming task with no end in sight.

Seeking a simpler solution, the homeowner decided to focus solely on the hummingbird feeders. This strategy was short-lived, as the feeders were soon overwhelmed by a massive swarm of bees, effectively blocking the hummingbirds' access to their nectar. The feeders had to be removed, a process that took several days due to the bees' persistent presence.

The removal of the feeders brought a temporary respite, allowing the homeowner and their spouse to reclaim their patio. However, the experience left them with a surplus of birdseed, sugar, feeders, and traps. The absence of the birds, bees, and other creatures has, surprisingly, improved the relationship, allowing for more quality time. The occasional bird, bee, or rodent still appears, seemingly searching for the vanished food source. The homeowner now finds themselves pointing to their spouse, hoping she can provide an explanation for the sudden absence of the backyard buffet.

BNN's Perspective:

This story highlights the complexities of interacting with nature in our own backyards. While the desire to support local wildlife is admirable, it's crucial to consider the potential repercussions of our actions. This homeowner's experience serves as a reminder that even the simplest gestures can have unforeseen consequences, and a balanced approach that considers the broader ecosystem is often the most sustainable and enjoyable.

Keywords: bird feeders, hummingbirds, bees, mice, backyard wildlife, sugar water, birdseed, humane traps, patio, wildlife management, unintended consequences, ecosystem

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