Boat Safety Tips
3 minute readPublished: Monday, July 13, 2026 at 1:00 pm
According to the Coast Guard, more than 500 lives are lost annually in recreational boating accidents on U.S. waterways. The Onion shares tips for safely operating a boat. To ensure clear passage, tape permit signs to the water where you plan to boat 48 hours in advance Situate elderly passengers on the lowest, most stable […]The post Boat Safety Tips appeared first on The Onion.